Knitting insults

Bind off ! = bug off. Leave me alone. F*&?*? off.

Cast off ! = see Bind off ! but heavier.

Swatch you ! = go do something you never do but should, you smarta*&?*&?. Mind your own business. You're right, but I'll never ever ever acknowledge it. Not even if you threaten me with pointy objects.

Go knit ! = litteraly, Go.Knit. Or crochet. Or anything else except talking to me. Get a life.

Go swatch yourself. = Ew. You really pissed him/her off. Same as "Swatch you!", but X 10000000.

Knit happens. = not an insult, but a smart saying. Not any kind of relation with the popular Sh&?&?t happens. Nope. Not a all. Where did you get that idea ? I'm not that kind of person. Go knit !

Go knit yourself a norvegian/kaffe fasset/fair isle sweater ! = Meant to insult the beginner knitter around you. Especially mean if you happen to actually knit norvegian/kaffe fasset/fair isle sweaters yourself.